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From award winning director Joone comes the biggest epic in the history of adult films. This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. Pirates features deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors, Jesse Janeveva in her first girl / girl scene with Janine and Carmen Luvana, dirty pirate whores, awe inspiring Incan magic, grandiose sea battles, loads of special features and hot extras within a 3 disc set, and 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema!

The hype machine got a hold of this one from the start but I'm pleased to report that Pirates is just as good as they say it is! Pirates tells the tale of a treacherous voyage helmed by Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone), pirate-hunter extraordinare, who leads his crew on a mission to vanquish the most deadly pirate of them all, Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gun). Meanwhile, the malicious Stagnetti has his own agenda, capturing a magical staff that will grant him the power for world domination.

Pirates has many strengths and only a few flaws. What I liked best is how complete and concise the storyline is. You usually don't get such a well developed plot in adult features. Director Joone takes his time with actual character development and I found myself actually empathizing with the characters. When you care for the characters, when they actually have a soul breathing within, the sex becomes more enjoyable because it doesn't feel like it's arising from out of a vacuum. Most features have little motivation behind the sex, the sex occurs just for the sake of getting that additional sex scene in. Pirates breaks this mold. Except for a few scenes, the movie does well to integrate the sex seamlessly into the story.

In addition to a well hashed plot, the movie exhibits clever dialogue that is oftentimes comedic, sometimes even slightly poetic. I wouldn't go so far as to say that it's "professional written" as the press-release claimed but we do have something very enjoyable here. The movie also features a brilliant score with an orchestra that is exceptional during the sex scenes. It provides just the right kind of mood, making this a feel-good movie from beginning to end.

How was the acting? On the whole, very good. I will say this though: the men act circles around the ladies, all except for Janine, who puts in a truthful performance as a woman grappling with complex emotions. I guess this can be expected though with such heavy hitters like Evan Stone and Steven St.Croix on the men's side. Relative newcomer Tommy Gun isn't as charismatic, but shows a lot of capability as the film's main villain. He certainly looks the part, an imposing figure with his chiseled looks and his creepy right eye glazed over by a milky film. Kris Slater also plays his role well as the likable lover to Carmen Luvanna.

The sex in Pirates is very good for feature standards. I've never seen a feature reach the kind of eroticism that gonzo can, not even harder edged stuff like Fashionistas or Darkside. This is because the camera shots are much too constrained; this is the price paid for working with all that bulky camera machinery which simply doesn't allow for maneuverability or fluidity. That said, there's three or four really great scenes here with zero weak scenes. For me, the most memorable scene was the Janine/Tommy pairing. I was also very impressed by the Jesse/Carmen scene and lastly, Jesse and Janine. It's no coincidence that these three scenes are also by far the fiercest. Although the sex scenes are short, I thought this was a good choice because this way it doesn't mess with the fluidity of the story. There are no boring parts whatsoever- no reasons for you to dabble with the fast-forward button.

A few things I didn't like: On the surface, the movie appears to be a grand action adventure but there was much less action here than I would've wanted. Also, some of the supporting actors- non adult-performers- were really lacking in the acting department. For these roles, Joone could've cast any willing actor in LA. I find it hard to believe that the ones cast were the best that he auditioned. Lastly, there were a couple bad cuts where the movie becomes choppy. No biggie here on this one though; in all fairness I sometimes even catch this kind of sloppiness in mainstream movies.

Overall, a wonderful, wonderful film that has such wide-stream appeal, just about everyone will find something to like, from hardcore feature fanatic to diehard raincoat-wanker. Highly recommended.

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